Private Placement Memorandum (PPM)
The Sanketh AFORA Opportunities Fund ("Anything FOR Alpha") seeks to generate consistent, risk-adjusted returns through the identification and execution of short-term opportunities in unconventional markets, including statistical inefficiencies observed in roulette and blackjack ecosystems. Leveraging data-driven decision frameworks and disciplined risk management, the Fund aims to deliver sustainable alpha while maintaining a controlled exposure to drawdowns.
Dear Investors,
In a year of unprecedented randomness, we remained committed to our founding principle — act confidently, even when the odds say otherwise. Our proprietary “Hope Engine v2.0” allowed us to navigate variance with elegance and occasional panic. As always, thank you for believing in numbers we made up for this joke.
Best,
Sanketh.
Managing Partner
The Fund is built on the principle that opportunity exists wherever human behavior, probability, and data intersect. While traditional capital markets in India are often constrained by regulation, sentiment, and macroeconomic factors, the AFORA strategy thrives on environments where probability mechanics are pure and transparent. The Fund operates on a contrarian belief that inefficiencies exist even in chance-based systems — provided they are studied, tracked, and capitalized upon with quantitative discipline.
The AFORA methodology combines structured data analytics, behavioral observation, and advanced simulation techniques to identify recurring micro-patterns. Each execution cycle is governed by pre-set exposure limits, with strict adherence to internal risk control parameters.
During FY2024, the Fund achieved an unaudited return of approximately 35 % with a maximum observed drawdown of 10 %. These returns were achieved through disciplined execution and continuous monitoring of probabilistic deviations. The Fund attributes its resilience to a data-first approach, rigorous MIS reporting, and a systematic decision engine designed to minimize emotional interference.
Year-to-date results (visualized using advanced ASCII analytics):
ROI Trend (2024) ███████▆▅▄▃▂▁▁▆███████ Sharpe-ish Ratio: 1.23 | Vibe Beta: 0.87 | Risk-Adjusted Hope: High
Fee Type | Rate | Purpose |
---|---|---|
Management Fee | 2 % | Snacks & coffee for the team |
Performance Fee | 20 % | All imaginary profits above bench luck |
Emotional Damage Fee | Variable | Collected when we lose and need comfort food |
All investment strategies carry inherent risk. The Fund's unconventional approach introduces unique exposure to probability variance, behavioral factors, and operational execution. Investors should consider the potential for capital fluctuations and drawdowns. Historical or simulated performance is not indicative of future results.
Risk | Description | Probability | We Care? |
---|---|---|---|
Variance Shock | Random bad luck event | High | We’ll pretend it’s fine |
Regulatory Glare | Someone asks too many questions | Medium | Change topic |
Overconfidence | Believing 35 % is repeatable | Guaranteed | No |
The Fund is “tech-first” by default because we own laptops. Our stack includes Python (not the language, the snake mascot for luck), Excel macros we don’t fully understand, and one predictive AI module named “Absolutely Impulsive”.
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The Sanketh AFORA Opportunities Fund represents an innovative, data-driven approach to capturing edge in high-frequency, probability-based environments. By merging quantitative analysis with disciplined capital allocation, the Fund aims to deliver consistent returns, transparent reporting, and a differentiated experience for investors seeking non-traditional exposure.
You thought there's gonna be a disclaimer for this fund? it's named ANYTHING FOR ALPHA for a reason.
Either ways, this is a joke and should not be taken seriously. Please.
Not financial advice. But who's really reading this?